by Douglas DeBono, 2006

ARTICLE ORIGINALLY APPEARED AT StandingOrders.BlogSpot.Com, July 28, 2005

Yesterday, Arthur Teele went down to the Miami Herald and shot himself in the head. Evidently Mr. Teele had gotten into trouble and a lot of bad press followed in his wake. Okay, that's one way to clean up local politics--not something I endorse, but an approach.

Today Helen Thomas (short, plumb White House Reporter that looks like she just swallowed a bowl full of lemons) declared that if Dick Cheney runs for President she vows to kill herself. Chances are she'll just fall over from old age before the Vice President has a chance to make an announcement.

I realize the left in this country is beginning to implode, I just didn't think they'd be violent about it (good vibrations, make love not war and tye-dye T-shirts).