by Douglas DeBono, 2006

ARTICLE ORIGINALLY APPEARED AT StandingOrders.BlogSpot.Com, May 20, 2006

The Algore [Editor: say it fast] has put together a movie called An Inconvenient Truth. It is narrated by the Inconvenient Doof. Stick pins in my eyes to keep me awake!

You can watch the trailer on the Doof's website. Of course, this is a moral issue and not political. I guess that's why Algore opens up is introduction by saying, "I used to be the next president of the United States."

Hollywood rolled out the Green Carpet (a fashionable Al Qaida green at that). Why do I make that slam, because the Doof compares Global Warming to Terrorism. Algore is nothing more than a High Priest to junk science.

Ah, but it gets better. The Doof suggests that the whole of Antarctica is going to melt and raise ocean levels by 20 feet. The next graphic depicts Florida being swallowed up by water.

You remember Florida--the land of hanging chads, dubious court decisions and funny ballot counts. A state plaster with Sore/Loserman placards. The state that Algore lost. In Al's world Florida is no longer a problem, because the ice sheets have melted.

And whose fault is that? The evil United States and all those SUVs.

But of course, this isn't political. This film is nothing more than one huge campaign spot to the looney left so that Algore can trap Hillary on the wrong end of the spectrum for the nomination.